DBI Alert … None of us have anything else going on! So, go ahead … send us your link! Sure, we’ll click on it, give up our email addresses, and scroll ¾ down an entire page just to enter your site’s URL in a local contest you have absolutely zero chance of winning. Oh, and you want us to forward this nonsense to our friends? Anything else? Listen pathetic douchebags: We don’t give a shit if your [insert name here] wins some silly popularity play. Fact is … you’re no better than the DBs you constantly mock!
P.S. Please vote for douchebagis.com in the Best Local Website category here. Thanks!
